1. literaryghoul:

    unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

    they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

    teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

    oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

    i wonder why

    jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

    (Source: chatotai, via fuck-me-hard-and-cut-me--deep)

     

  2. trillow:

    [police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

    “sure thing son whatchu need”

    (via dietcondoms)

     

  3. zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god…

    (via esmee-the-fangirl-warrior)

     

  4. sparkhy:

    you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

    (via dietcondoms)

     
  5. 10th;  11.25.13

    [By: Julie Martinez]

    *follow my insta @juliemartinez for more poems*

    (Source: writinqueen, via westartedwithgoodbye)

     

  6. superlockedinthephandom:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    thatcrazylittlelord:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

    I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

    yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

    i like you

    (via oodlookslikealady)

     

  7. fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

    hey friend

    ur gonna be okay

    go put some PJ’s in the dryer, take a long shower, put on ur warm jammies, and crawl into bed with some tea and a good book

    because you are gonna be okay

    (via i-wanted-a-short-url)

     
  8. toddkraine:

    viviannbonnie:

    this never gets old

    Universite

    (Source: theclearlydope, via pizza)

     
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  12. dggeoff:

    dggeoff:

    my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

    i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

    (via baratwatt)

     

  13. percypan:

    THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

    (via int0xicated-princess)

     

  14. joichang:

    riddlemetom:

    unfollower:

    I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

    you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

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    you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

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    you style that hair lil’ dude!

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    and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.

    (via httpnarry)

     
  15. rubee:

    teenaged-wolf:

    How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

    BUT HER ARM

    (via coolso3)