1. yaesthetic:

    rca-pwnage:

    yaesthetic:

    tell me im cute then fuck me

    I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

    image

    (via ziegl)

     

  2. brbjellyfishing:

    fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

    (via ziegl)

     

  3. lesbolution:

    can straight girls please stop shitting their pants over being mistaken for lesbians or being called lesbians as an insult?

    when someone tries to insult you by calling you a lesbian, they’re a homophobe. if you actually find it insulting to be called a lesbian, you’re a homophobe too. this is not a difficult concept to grasp.

    (via buttlid)

     

  4. nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

    ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

    IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

    (via tyleroakley)

     
  5. urgentcum:

    I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

    (via dietcondoms)

     
  6. dkc2:

    Well I know reason #1

    (via trcyesivan)

     

  7. infractos:

    its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

    (Source: flourei, via timtampon)

     

  8. secretlymartinfreeman:

    the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

    (via timtampon)

     
  9. (Source: misfitsexual, via sarkybitch)

     

  10. rampant-noodle:

    with-the-dawn:

    lolathelost:

    Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.

    This blew my mind

    holy fucking shit

    (Source: seattlbites, via maybe-theres-hope)

     

  11. ven0moth:

    ven0moth:

    what do you call sad coffee?

    despresso

    (Source: ven0moth, via trcyesivan)

     
  12. (Source: rawanaviv, via trcyesivan)

     
  13. candycoatedcreepies:

    glowcloud:

    childservices:

    who cares lmfao!!!!

    What did they tell him!!! What can we tell him to make him cry harder

    OKAY, HOLD THE FUCK UP.

    THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA DOES TO POSTS AND SUCH.

    YOU PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT THIS MAN. WHY. BECAUSE HE WAS BROUGHT TO TEARS? I’M SURE IF THIS MAN WAS GAY, YOU’D BE ALL OVER IT.

    YOU’RE NOT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY.

    THIS MAN ASKED HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA A QUESTION WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD QUITE A LOT OF LGBT FOLLOWERS. HE SAID, “IF YOU COULD CHOOSE WHETHER TO BE GAY OR STRAIGHT, WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?”

    AND THE RESPONSES MOVED HIM. THEY FUCKING MOVED HIM. THAT’S WHY HIS CRYING. I’M SORRY, BUT IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHIT ON HIM WITHOUT GETTING THE WHOLE STORY, I CAN’T TALK TO YOU.

    HIS QUOTES ARE LITERALLY:

    "Sorry, guys… It’s just… It’s sad."

    "So, don’t take my word for any of this. Listen to them."

    "And if you think being Gay is a choice, and you want to hide behind the Bible, show me the verse where God says being gay is a choice."

    HERE IS THE ARTICLE

    AND HERE IS THE VIDEO

    I, AS A LESBIAN, AM FUCKING DISAPPOINTED IN YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING HIM SHIT.

    IN THE VIDEO,

    HE FUCKING SAYS “This video is about a kid who came out to his parents, and their… Their response was horrific.”

    THIS MAN IS SOMEONE WHO CARES

    AND THIS MAN IS SOMEONE YOU’RE HATING ON .

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    GET THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BEFORE YOU DECIDE WHO YOU INSULT. AND, MOST OF ALL, JUST KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU’RE 100% SURE YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 

    /// rant over. 

    (Source: puking-platitudes, via trcyesivan)

     

  14. pinkypromise5412:

    Harry scrolling through tumblr:

    Reading smut:

    "I did what? Ya’ll need Jesus":

    *Throws holy water at crowd*

    *Raven voice* “Ya nasty”

     

  15. I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

    180mph:

    thattallsummonerguy:

    olisaurusrex:

    true-blue-brit:

    I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

    It’d bring me great joy.

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    I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

    ready when you are

    Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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    I’m 6’4”
    228 pounds
    and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
    Just in case you are looking for variety.

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    5’4.5”
    106 pounds

    Ill knock u out cold with my greasy hair fumes

    (Source: culturistjack, via timtampon)