1. destinydeoxys:

    My wedding vow:

    "Prepare for trouble!"

    "Make it double!"

    (via buttlid)

     

  2. leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    (via watsonfuck)

     
  3. amayakimikohime:

    that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

    classysassyrepublican:

    Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.

    reblogging bc this seems really useful

    Signal boost the shit out of this. 38k notes is not enough!

    (via watsonfuck)

     

  4. animeasuka:

    partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    children wake up early because they still get excited about life

    this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

    (via escapingfromylife)

     
  5. bandannarama:

    The dialogue in this movie kills me.

    (via youcantouchmychest)

     

  6. chepibola:

    have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

    (via coolso3)

     

  7. audreyscorn:

    the thing is that teenage girls are taught that saying no to a man makes them a bitch. it’s really scary when someone, especially someone older than you or someone you consider a friend says something you’re uncomfortable with and often, flirting back while saying “not interested but wow thanks so nice so flattering” is a lot less frightening than shouting (or typing) “STOP.” there are no grey areas when it comes to consent and you’re a jackass if you think there are.

    (via sabelmouse)

     

  8. corntroversy:

    737downoverabq:

    in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

    now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

    the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

    (Source: spoontroversy, via coolso3)

     

  9. professional-professional asked: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?

    a-man-n-progress:

    rennskye:

    misandry-mermaid:

    At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.

    image

    And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!

    Thanks.

    ETA: He’s been tracked down.

    HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.

    Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.

    REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT

     

  10. the-time-goddess-of-221b:

    smoochlock:

    so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

    image

    i’m fucking crying 

    it says ‘no.’

    it literally says NO.

    oh my god

    (via i-wanted-a-short-url)

     

  11. unirony:

    lebanesegirlswag:

    unirony:

    croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

    Unless you have a muffin top.

    here’s a to-do list for u

    • fix yr garbage ass blog
    • fix yr garbage ass attitude

    (via dietcondoms)

     
  12. leprinceofsins:

    theequeenoffuckingeverything:

    Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

    i approve this bromance

    (Source: darkchocolateandtea, via dietcondoms)

     

  13. foodchewer:

    today sucked but at least pasta still exists

    (via shyloflynn)

     

  14. darrynek:

    my parents and i go way back

    (Source: panerasexual, via pizza)

     
  15. yotuba-no-koruba:

    ask-female-mituna:

    cepuminssh:

    plur-panda:

    erincutlah:

    rurone:

    Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

    Puppy don’t care

    Puppy’s got stuff to do

    Puppy’s got places to be

    Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

    Puppy gotta live his puppy life.

    *internally screams*

    yotuba-no-koruba: actually my dog had his leg broken when he was little

    and with a surgery got the broken parts together

    and now it’s ok but this leg is smaller

    he can’t run so fast but he doesn’t care

    he hasn’t lost his desire for playing

    not even for a bit

    (Source: yara-bear, via watsonfuck)