1. unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    (via troyesbooty)

     
  2. odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    actionables:

    beardedmice:

    actionables:

    I did a thing.

    "misogynistic"
    The writer’s first name is Karen.
    Good job on not being able to look at a picture.

    'misogynistic media' and did you seriously just imply that women can not be misogynists?

    If you’re anything like me, you click on blogs who say shit like that to see the aftermath. All I can say is, don’t make that mistake. I’ve spent the past hour scrolling through the this guys world (his and others corresponding blog content) and it’s just sad and angering. Don’t give them the attention.

    (via mymindisfullofnothing)

     

  3. Emperor’s New College

    pepperjdarcy:

    dj3y3:

    tokyodoll13:

    English Majors:

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    Architecture Majors:

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    Music Majors:

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    Engineering Majors:

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    Mathematics Majors:

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    Theater Majors:

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    Latin American Studies Majors:

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    Linguistics Majors:

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    History Majors:

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    Religious Studies Majors:

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    Law Students:

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    Chemistry Majors:

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    Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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    Anthropology Majors:

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    Sociology Majors:

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    Philosophy Majors:

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    Geology Majors:

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    Economics Majors:

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    Classics Majors:

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    Government Majors:

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    I fell apart at Government Majors

    art majors??? :)

    (via shyloflynn)

     

  4. bagmilk:

    when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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    (Source: heteroh, via legalwifi)

     
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  6. coffeeandcastiel:

    420yearold:

    Tumblr on september 30th

    more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

    (Source: memecenterz, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

     

    1. me: are there any spirits listening
    2. ouija: yes are you alone
    3. me: yes
    4. ouija: haha nice whats up :P
    5. me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
    6. ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
     

  7. catholicnun:

    my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

    (via mangohaz)

     
  8. intensional:

    Steal His Look: Sam Pepper

    Black Garbage Bag - $7

    (via phantasticpeople)

     

  9. romanticizing-death:

    bahboh:

    one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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    just rest your eyesimage

    get comfy

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    we’re all in  this together

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    you are safe here

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    it will be ok

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    This is by far the cutest college post I have ever seen

    (Source: bepeu, via mymindisfullofnothing)

     
  10. tokyoghettopussy:

    raresighting:

    YASS BITCH YASSS

    omg yes

    (Source: huffpostlive, via haloglowing)

     

  11. Anonymous said: How do dick pics make u feel?

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

     
  12. iwriteaboutfeminism:

    Police gas protesters in Hong Kong. Part 1.

    Part 2

    (via znamkapunku)

     

  13. sproutbabe:

    kumagawa:

    when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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    (via dietcondoms)

     
  14. (Source: angelcasimiro, via haloglowing)